Dec
12
Why do aliens look for intelligent life in the wrong places?
If aliens are looking for intelligent life on earth, why do they always abduct rednecks?
Answer by Eve Eve
cuz rednecks get drunk and tell u all kinds of bullshit, dear .
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
I thought they were abducting cows & whales…
That’s because they went to Washington DC first.
After that horrifying experience, the wilds of Alabama or Missouri look really good.
Haahaa. Rednecks like the one that Murdered Innocent people in Norway?
Hey, Bob Williams:
They came to your place looking for you but they could not find anyone with intelligence.