Jan
21
What will Harold Camping do after failed ‘Doomsday’ prediction?
A. Admit he’s flatly wrong and give up the ‘Doomsday’ prediction business
B. Claim another error in calculation and make up a new ‘Doomsday’ date
C. Claim God had mercy on mankind and therefore spared the earth
D. Claim ‘Doomsday’ did happen, but in an invisible way
E. I don’t wish to answer this question
Answer by This is JEOPARDY
A fun combination of B, C and D.
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
F. He will commit suicide
troll Y!A
He got experience is not the first time he fail with the doomsday date…. i think 3 times in a row make him a professional doomsday fail-er
F. Retire?
B. He will probably do just as William Miller did back in the 1800′s and keep saying he was wrong the last time till his death.
B or C. But what I wish he would really do is publicly renounce his sin of homophobia and repent.
Heavenly Bank Account Lyrics
Artist(Band):Frank Zappa
And if these words you do not heed
Your pocketbook just kinda might recede
When some man comes along and
claims godly need
He will clean you out right through your
tweed
That’s right, remember there is a big
difference between kneeling down
and bending over…
He’s got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account…
All from those chumps who was
Born again
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He’s got seven limousines
And a private plane…
All for the use of his
Special Friends
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He’s got thousand-dollar suits
And a Wembley Tie…
Girls love to stroke it
While he’s on the phone
Oh yeah, oh yeah
At the House of Representatives
He’s a groovy guy…
When he Gives Thanks
He is not alone…
He is dealin’
He is really dealin’
IRS Can’t determine
Where The Hook is
It is easy with the Bible
To pretend that
You’re in Show Biz
They won’t get him
They will never get him
For the naughty stuff
That he did
It is best in cases like this
To pretend that
You are stupid
He’s got Presidential Help
All along the way
He says the grace
While the lawyers chew
Oh yeah
They sure do
And the Govenors agree to say:
“He’s a lovely man!”
He makes it easier for
Them to screw
All of you…
Yes, that’s true!
‘Cause he helps put The Fear of God
In the Common Man
Snatchin’ up money
Everywhere he can
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
He’s got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account
You ain’t got nothin’, people
You ain’t got nothin’, people
You ain’t got nothin’, people
Thank the man…oh yeah
F. Count all the money that flooded in since his fulty prediction and cackle with glee.
also
G. Start flipping coins to find out when the next rapture prediction should be.