Oct
29
UFO sighting at the manor! What should I do?
When I say UFO, the flying object was in fact Rotter parachuting in to impress the ladies assembled on my lawn for jam-making. His breeches had become snagged on a branch and were torn off, leaving his “not unconsiderable” credentials exposed. Unfortunately a number of the ladies are sheltered spinsters who have never seen such a sight and who contacted the authorities to warn of an alien landing. Now I’ve got the press and paranormalists crawling all over my acreage
How can I regain control of the situation?
Answer by xJessx
What that sounds like some kind of wierd fairy tale
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just explain everything. tell the press that ur so sorry 4 what they thought was aliens but in fact it was Rotter flashing his master of ceremonies. im sure they’ll understand, in fact they will even laugh. yes thats it. laugh. you can even turn ur jam making party into a naked jam making party, you can flash your knockers, Rotter can get his ding dong out again and people will look back on that day and laugh, plus youll have nice jam to celebrate with for afters. cheerio, best of luck old thing.
Call the press and say that it was a weather balloon. People have been falling for that for over 60 years now. Wait… they might be catching on to that one now. Tell them it was just a gas bubble escaping from your lawn creating a mirage.
Just explain to the press people and paranormalists that there was some misinterpretation in the term UFO sighting. That the UFO did not mean Unidentified Flying Object but rather Unconsiderable Fly Overview.
Rotter flashing his Mulder & Scully’s around is he ? LOL
From what I have experienced with the ladies of the WI, I would have him bound hand and foot and offered to the ladies as a plaything insead of the jam
Hmmmm well if one follows the lead of the Alien films…. and knowing Rotter the way we do…..I might suppose that Rotter already impregnated a few down their throats…….!!!
However this does nothing to alleviate your problem…
In your shoes ( sorry thigh boots ….. Oh yes !!!!!!! ) I would put a note in the Sunday Sport, or other such weighty tomes, advising them of the occurance ….. the stories such periodicals have a strong prepencity to be dismissed out of hand….. hence the “sighting” will be viewed as pure folly…
Simply place a suitable bounty on Rotter’s head, and wait for it to be served at the dinner table.
I do apologise for that spectacle old girl. I think the reason most of those women were complaining though was due to the fact that they didn’t receive any rectal probing, those ladies aren’t as sheltered as they make out, especially that Lady Doris Pennyworth Pembelton she’s a terrible deviant I wouldn’t eat any of her jam if i were you. Tip top.