Comments on: UFO sighting at the manor! What should I do?

By: Absolute Rotter

Absolute Rotter — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:59:55 +0000

I do apologise for that spectacle old girl. I think the reason most of those women were complaining though was due to the fact that they didn’t receive any rectal probing, those ladies aren’t as sheltered as they make out, especially that Lady Doris Pennyworth Pembelton she’s a terrible deviant I wouldn’t eat any of her jam if i were you. Tip top.

By: Sir Terrance DeCat.

Sir Terrance DeCat. — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:05:41 +0000

Simply place a suitable bounty on Rotter’s head, and wait for it to be served at the dinner table.

By: Count Pont du Chardon

Count Pont du Chardon — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 05:00:11 +0000

Hmmmm well if one follows the lead of the Alien films…. and knowing Rotter the way we do…..I might suppose that Rotter already impregnated a few down their throats…….!!!
However this does nothing to alleviate your problem…
In your shoes ( sorry thigh boots ….. Oh yes !!!!!!! ) I would put a note in the Sunday Sport, or other such weighty tomes, advising them of the occurance ….. the stories such periodicals have a strong prepencity to be dismissed out of hand….. hence the “sighting” will be viewed as pure folly…

By: Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe.

Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 04:14:50 +0000

From what I have experienced with the ladies of the WI, I would have him bound hand and foot and offered to the ladies as a plaything insead of the jam

By: Mr.Boombastic Mungbean

Mr.Boombastic Mungbean — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 03:43:01 +0000

Rotter flashing his Mulder & Scully’s around is he ? LOL

By: Magus (wizard trainee)

Magus (wizard trainee) — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 02:48:59 +0000

Just explain to the press people and paranormalists that there was some misinterpretation in the term UFO sighting. That the UFO did not mean Unidentified Flying Object but rather Unconsiderable Fly Overview.

By: aka_ultramind

aka_ultramind — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 01:55:29 +0000

Call the press and say that it was a weather balloon. People have been falling for that for over 60 years now. Wait… they might be catching on to that one now. Tell them it was just a gas bubble escaping from your lawn creating a mirage.

By: stephaaanbeale

stephaaanbeale — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 01:01:38 +0000

just explain everything. tell the press that ur so sorry 4 what they thought was aliens but in fact it was Rotter flashing his master of ceremonies. im sure they’ll understand, in fact they will even laugh. yes thats it. laugh. you can even turn ur jam making party into a naked jam making party, you can flash your knockers, Rotter can get his ding dong out again and people will look back on that day and laugh, plus youll have nice jam to celebrate with for afters. cheerio, best of luck old thing.